Dating nude uncensored fear of dating after divorce
This is the reason this show exists: so wildcard Katie can go freaking nuts. Date 1: When Keegan and Diane first greet each other nude it’s like the prom king and queen meeting to devirginize each other. Keegan even says awkward things like, “If I get turned on during this date, it could get awkward.” I suppose VH1 figures if these two norms can survive this level of awkwardness, they can survive anything, including spearfishing while naked. Let’s all take sharp three-pronged spears and jab them at things floating in murky water.
But first, let’s meet last night’s lovelorn hopefuls: Diane, who seems plain old pretty nice and really normal. He’s shy and muscly, and readily admits that he would marry and impregnate a girl he met on the show. Keegan’s catch of the day is woefully small, and he says sadly, “He looked bigger under there, didn’t he?
Is it possible that this ankh-man is the ride-or-die dude Katie needs?
“Either way it’s a porno, no matter what we do,” she murmurs by way of pickup line.
Meanwhile, if Keegan is Captain Taciturn, Diane’s date Dan is his polar opposite.
In 30 seconds he reveals that he’s never had a girlfriend, never had a drink, kissed his first girl at 19, lost his virginity at 24, and went on a really bad trip to Disney World once. She was receptive to his personality — not his looks, though, definitely not his looks. And it looks like Dan is finally going to kiss another girl!
” Then they both give up and go straight to bed, hoping for a better tomorrow.VH1 should thank her for providing an accurate tagline.