Dating separated man forums
It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 5. Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. I, too, got caught up in the movie's theme of hard work and determination prevailing over all.As with most kids Rocky was the reason I got involved in the sport of boxing.
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The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead.
If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.
No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable..garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler....unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable.
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