Xrated storys about women geting fat for there men
” “No.” “So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you? The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
” The priest replied, “I mean her legs.” * * * * BRAINLESS LAWYER In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: “Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing? The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. Caller: Yes, I’d like some info about your golf course. – Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hill s , CA ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~ A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You’re going to have trouble with it – Women’s restroom, Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas , TX * * * * AMISH ELEVATOR …
All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him.
— Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. ‘Go get your Mother’ * * * * CATHOLIC SCHOOL Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. A little later the Nun asked Susie, ‘Who is our Lord and Saviour? Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.